A pub song - Edgar and his car
In the village down the valley
Lived a man called Edgar
With his lovely wife Sally
And a rusty old car
Edgar loved his barely-a-car
And driving it around town
But it never went too far
Without breaking down
Sally would always complain
“This rusty good for nothing”
Especially when it would rain
“I’m in the car but I’m drenching”
One day Sally had had enough
“It’s me or the car, who do you want to lose?”
Edgar flinched, but tried to be tough
“I love you Sally but don't make me choose”
So Sally packed and went afar
Edgar lost his wife
and then he realized she took his car!
Edgar cursed his life
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